this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
