i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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