Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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