what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Shame is for Republicans.
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