he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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