ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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