We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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