i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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