big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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