She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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