your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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