these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i now understand why vodka
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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