ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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