In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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