I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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