remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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