we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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