Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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