i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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