I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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