I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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