She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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