I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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