Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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