the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he fucked my hip out of place.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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