a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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