You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I wear drunk well.
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