okay pat passed out under dana's car
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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