Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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