god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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