This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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