But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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