No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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