Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
only if we run a train.
done.
i love accidental penises.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My penis needs a shock collar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
