So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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