that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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