I looked at my own cervix.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
im six kinds of drunk right now
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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