Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i drank out of a bidet.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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