I hate all girls vehemently.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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