If that was your dad, he is hot
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
