Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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