Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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