i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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