im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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