You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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