I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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