I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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