I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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