I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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