How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I will pee on everything he values.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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