but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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