I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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