mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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