Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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