whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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