This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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