Cold hands, warm shart.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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